Showing posts with label Running. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Running. Show all posts

04 October 2013

Aqua Team Quad Scream

In a previous post about my 2013 Half Marathon, I had mentioned that I had some basic issues regarding my legs and equipment that needed some addressing. Basically, I had cramps in both quads, my right knee was F'd in the A, and my feet were just pain platforms upon which I lamely gimped along. So I need to fix THAT stuff.

Well, time to start a fixin', so let's start with that first issue: my massive quads and their awful cramps. Or, I suppose: My awful quads and their massive cramps. Either way, enough jawin', more fixin'.

It is true what they say when they say something like "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." I don't know who They are (I never really have, actually) but They know a lot about a lot of things. And their vague statements usually fall right in line with real world experiences. Like my legs:



Okay, so, step one in this quadricep quagmire of a solution process, is to identify the issue and the cause of that issue. The issue is pretty simple to identify: like a Tree House of Horror, my quadriceps muscles gnarled up and went all scary painful. Not good. When this happens you're gonna have a bad time. The hard part comes when we look at what TYPE of cramps I was having. Being able to identify the cramp types helps in their treatment.

Cramps from running usually come from one of 2 sources, but can be a combination of both: 1) Poor Hydration and Sodium Exhaustion or 2) Under Training and Improper Stretching. 

Alright, before you call "manure" on me, let me say this: I know it looks like I threw 4 things into 2 categories, but trust me. I sort of did.  Those 2 things in each category go hand-in-hand with each other, so let me explain the first one in this post and then next time we'll talk about Training and stretching better for longer runs. Okay? Okay.


Poor Hydration and Sodium Exhaustion

So, when you run or are hot, your body's way of cooling you off is through the process of perspiration. What the hell is that? Easy. you sweat. When you sweat it makes your skin wet or damp and then when a nice breeze comes by the sweat evaporates causing a momentary cooling effect through the dissipation of the heat from your hot skin into the atmosphere. You get cold because you air dried off. 

It really does work in areas of the world where the relative humidity level is low enough so that the moisture on your skin is absorbed into the cooler surrounding atmosphere. Where I live in St. Louis, Missouri, we're not usually that lucky. We end up just getting wet clothes, being sticky, and having to shower a few times a day when its hot enough. Its rough. We know. 

Back to the topic at hand, however, the majority of us still sweat the same. Since we all sweat the same we all have the same basic make-up of sweat which is typically sodium (Na +), potassium (K +), calcium (Ca 2+), and magnesium (Mg 2+) ions and some assortment of other minerals and nutrients (chloride, sulfate, etc.) in varying degrees of concentration. All of these things are in your sweat and are called: Electrolytes

Now, without going too science-y on you, the "+" or "-" denotes the electrical charge of the ion which is what helps the muscles in your body, ultimately, to do the work and regulate some trivial things like water in the muscle cells, which helps to control the contraction and expansion of those cells, which helps you to run or lift or throw or hold or let go or do any of the movements you do. Since we're concerned with running, let's just stay focused on those movements being running related.

So when you run and you deplete your electrolyte balance through sweating you get cramps because your muscles can't control their contraction rates properly since there isn't enough electrical potential and water movement across the membranes to do so. 

"But, wait," you say. "I was drinking water the whole time. Every liquids table I passed on the Gatorade and went for the water." Great. I did that too. I was all: "Psssht, Brawndo don't got what I need." My cramps were awful, honestly. Yours will be too I imagine. When you exercise and sweat for more than an hour or so you're going to seriously deplete and 

Let's breakdown the flaw in our plans through this hydration cycle, shall we?

Awesome. So, you know how you have your car, or, for those of you that don't own a vehicle, you know there ARE these things called cars, right? Well, like a car, it takes more than one thing to make it go properly. Now bare with me because this is a metaphor and metaphors usually over-simplify things to a ridiculous point, which is what is about to happen here. To make a car go it needs fuel to drive the engine. But it also needs motor oil keep the engine parts well lubricated and moving freely. 

So think of the system like a 2-cycle engine, if you put JUST gasoline in the 2-cycle engine it will eventually lock up and not function anymore because there was nothing to lubricate the moving parts and then my dad will yell at me because lawn mowers are expensive and why don't I pay more attention and blah blah blah. Now, if you put the proper fuel-oil mix (like Gatorade or some sports drink for us) into that 2-cycle engine, the fuel AND the oil gets pushed throughout the system preventing lock up or freezing of the engine. Same basic thing here. Drink water and yeah, there's plenty of water (fuel) in your muscle cells for doing all the work you want them to do, but if there are no electrolytes (oil) in the process, there's no regulation of the expansion and contraction of them so they lock up or cramp. 

When I ran my Half I had a backpack full of 2L of water, which is really not all that much and it was kind of stupid of me to bring anyway. I looked like a weirdo. Next time I leave it behind and only bring it on training runs or hikes with the kids. I had been drinking plenty of water since the month before, so I was well hydrated. I had had A banana that morning, and I had one on the course, but that clearly wasn't enough. While I was running though, I passed the hydration stations because I had the backpack of water. Looking back on it, what I should have done is pretty clear.

Step 1: Ditch the Backpack - It was unnecessary weight since they have hydration stations along the course and I really wasn't carrying anything but water.
Step 2: Get some Sports Drink from the hydration stations - There are all these volunteers standing there aching to give you as many cups of sugary, electrolyte balancing drink as you can handle. Do them a favor and drink it. They would rather pick up a couple thousand empty cups than carry you to the hospital or ambulance. 
Step 3: Eat a Better Breakfast - A banana and half A cup of coffee do not constitute a good pre-race breakfast and I knew it. 

Those 3 simple things would have vastly helped my race finish. These weren't the only issues I had, but these are the larger 85% of them, to be sure. In the next post we will examine cramps coming from under trained and poorly stretched muscles.

Until then, Dear Runner, do you have any outstanding muscle hydration scenarios you run through when you race? Have a specific brand of Sports Drink that works best for you? Feel free to leave me a comment below telling me all about it. 

02 October 2013

September 21, 2013: My First 1/2 Marathon

On a crisp Fall morning in September in Columbia, MO, I lined up with a buddy of mine and 700 or so of our closest friends and we ran the Roots N Blues N BBQ half-marathon. 



I had a BLAST. I haven't been running as a sport for too long, a few years now, but I had yet to run the Half as a race. I've run a couple runs of 13.1 on my own and turned in sub-3 hour times so I figured I wouldn't be in too much hardship if I ran one as a racer in some sort of more formal race setting. So, I called up my dear friend Craig and told him about it and a few weeks later there we were standing in the Start line, waiting for the gun to pop so we could all just run for a few hours or so. 

The race itself wasn't too much to speak of. I mean, it's 13.1 miles along what was mostly a pretty scenic course of wooded river bottoms and the University of Missouri campus. There was a pretty even split of road course and trail (mostly on chat and gravel) that gave me a pretty good running tour of a town I've been to a bunch but never really been out in. I suspect this is what the race course designers were going for, but it may happen that they lucked in to it. I'm pretty sure I was their intended target in the design as well ;)



As for the racer, well, that is a different story altogether. My ultimate goal was to finish, which was pretty simple since I knew it could be done, but I did end up with a few take-aways from the race that I truly need to focus on:

#1: Better Race Prep

I spent the night at my friend's house the night before and, as usual, we stayed up a little too long, drank a little too much, and then got a bad night's rest. On the plus side, we ate well and did drink plenty of water. In the morning, I was rushed to get the car seat back together after my daughter had puked in it the night before, so my wife could drive the 
girls down to the finish line and watch their father hobble across and earn his Mic Ultra Lite. I have more to say about the Michelob Ultra Light, but I'll save that for another post. Anyway, I was rushed. This led to me not really eating a great breakfast: half a cup of coffee and a banana. THAT could have been better with another banana and the other half of my cup of coffee. 

#2: Effort

Around mile 9.5, because of my aching knee, my throbbing ankles, my tired legs, and mostly my stupid, stupid brain, I quit running and began to walk a bit. Okay. I limped, but I wasn't running. I could have continued on in a slow run (13'/mile pace or so) and still been okay, but instead I quit on myself and walked a bit. I didn't stop and sit down or DQ myself from the race because I was tired, but I needed to put some more effort into running the entire time instead of letting my physical tiredness affect my attitude. This item dovetails into the next one nicely.

#3: Attitude

This is really the crux of the whole race. Every race. Everything, actually, and it is why the majority of this post is just this one item. Every time I train, or you for that matter, your attitude is what ultimately determines how well you or I will do. When I wake up and am kind of tired and don't really -FEEL- like going for a run but I go for a run anyway, I feel great afterwards and am so happy that I did. Conversely, when I don't go for a run and I give in to that weakness of being tired or not wanting to put in the effort, I ALWAYS, without fail, always feel bad about not running or going to the gym or whatever it was that I knew I should have done. When I give in to that weakness is when I regret the decision to be weaker. Now, am I 100% in getting up early and running and then taking the girls to daycare before work? No. I accept that I won't always be able to get to bed at 21:30 and be up by 05:00 for a 30 minute run and then shower and get dressed before everyone is awake at 06:00. Its life. I don't always get 8 hours of sleep. I don't always wake up on my own or set my alarm or whatever. That's being human. I know what I need to do, but I don't always get it done. So eating better is affected by this item. My race prep was affected by this item. I know I need to eat a better diet. I know I need to get a better pre-race routine in before I run. It doesn't always happen. 

At the same time, if my attitude is in the right place, if I'm focusing on running with a more efficient stride, making a mid-sole foot strike as opposed to a heavy heel strike. If I focus on not looking down at my feet, at keeping my head up, my race will go better. It will be "easier". The "easy" will be in the physical side of this. The difficulty lies in winning the battle with my mind. The reason for this is simple: My Mind is Brilliant and I'm an Idiot. My mind makes tiny, little chips at the base of my confidence to weaken my resolve. My mind does not just make one big fatal blow at my resolve and try to kill it because it knows I WANT to run 13.1 miles. My mind is more Sun Tzu and I'm more General Custer. I go straight for the issue so that if my mind wants me to quit I just try to over-power it. It works. Sometimes. What ends up killing me is my mind creeping in on me with things about how I'm tired, or that one little nagging spot on my calf and how I should really get it looked at. THAT little issue is probably going to cause me to get tired. 

Those things are what kill me. Death by a thousand cuts instead of one mighty slice. And they come from where you're not expecting them. Let me give you this example: Craig and I are standing there in the throngs of the start group. We're surrounded by our fellow racers and we're all in pretty much the same boat. Its early, we've all had some amount of caffeine to get us going. We all trained to a greater or lesser degree. We're all aware of what we get to do and what we're about to do. It's not like any of this is a big surprise to any one of us standing there at that moment. Craig and I are joking about our respective deaths on the course or failures to finish and at that moment a very sweet younger runner turns to us and says "Oh, I LOVE the Half. Its my FAVORITE distance. You'll love it too, after this." 

Now, let me just pause the conversation here. Craig and I are both farting distance from 40 so we're closer to that whole "over-the-hill" bullshit than I really even care think about. This girl, cute as she was, didn't know either of us from Adam and she didn't really even have to acknowledge our existence or even offer up her opinion on our stupid little jokes of self-doubt. The fact that she did, however, that she gave some of her knowledge to us, is a testament to her. She was trying to help us out and we were just stupid old men standing there filled with self-doubt from our shoes to our ears. Bill Nye is right*: "Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't." I should have listened to him. I mean, he's the freaking Science Guy for crying out loud. Who am I?

Okay, time-in: So Craig and I laugh it off (we weren't rude, just stupid) and go back to our own little fear factory talking about who is going to return whose corpse to their respective spouse. A short time later there's a little pop, a puff of smoke, and we're out on the course. Yadda-yadda-yadda, we finish the race and drag our crampy asses back home to lick our wounds and sleep for the rest of the day. 

So let's take a look at this for a moment. This nice young girl offers us some positive experience from her experience and we kind of crap on it. Not on her, but just the positivity she offered us. Would accepting that little kindness from her have made either of us finish the race any faster? Who knows. But the fact that we just kind of ignored it and favored our own little blend of hilarious fear certainly didn't help us to enjoy the day any more. Maybe her statement would have kept me from walking at one point, maybe not. I do know that I wouldn't regret that one moment when a sweet kid tried to help me race just a little bit better that morning. THAT was the dick move because it turns out that she was right. The Half *is* a fun distance. Is it my favorite? No, but that doesn't mean I'm never running another one again. 

In fact, not 2 days after I finished my first Half, I was chatting with my wife about when I was going to run my NEXT half. I think I have it picked out, too. The Kentucky Derby Festival Mini-Marathon is April 19, 2014. And that's pretty much perfect.



I will have about 8 months to rehab some of the actual injuries I have; I can address a number of form issues I need to work on; I will be able to train during the cooler part of the year, which is always great since my favorite time of year to run is in the Fall; and I can do better in this next race and focus more on the positive outcome as opposed to all the horrible things I am afraid of that I know won't happen.

That being said, there are a few logistics to work out for this, but I will save all of those for another post.

What about you, Dear Runner? Do you have any special items or issues you took away from your last race? Am I completely off my nut? I would love to hear about them in the comments below.

* I don't know that Bill Nye is THE FIRST person to who have said this, but in the Internet ages it has long been attributed to him. What? Am I NOT going to give The Science Guy props? Pssssh. Runner, please.

30 September 2013

So then this happened...





New Shoes and A New Resolve!!


I got this new pair of running shoes to combat a few issues I've been having recently. Mostly, running in worn out running shoes. You see, I ran a half marathon a few weeks ago. I finished, which was my ULTIMATE goal, but I could have done it with a lot less pain if I'd done a few things differently. So, New Year's is a few weeks away at this point, but let's come up with 3 Resolutions for 2014, because it's never too early to start.

#1: I could have trained a bit better Smarter. 

Let's face it, we could all train better. I did the majority of my training during the heat of the summer, which isn't the worst part of it. Millions of runners run during the heat of the summer. Of course, millions of runners live where it's never not hot so I guess there's that. Anyway, I never seemed to get out of bed early enough to get running BEFORE it got too hot; there are a lot of reasons for this, but it boils down to not making the effort to train right. The consequence of this means I ended up doing my training runs at lunchtime or so. I ran at the hottest time of the day on the hottest day of the year this year. Not the smartest move. Making a small amount of more effort could have saved me from running in the most taxing time of the day meaning better hydration, better muscle performance, better recovery, and about a hundred billion other things.

#2: I could Have Run in "Newer" Shoes and Paid Attention to my Body.

Let's face it: I'm not a light guy. I run with some poor form and though I know I should have a good mid-sole foot strike, I end up with a lazy heavy heeled plant. Not the best on my knees. Or ankles. Or hips. Really just not efficient and will ultimately lead to new knees and hips in my 60s or something I'm sure. Anyway, based on my inefficient running pattern I need to, or should, replace my shoes around mile 300 or so. I ran my half in a pair of shoes that had ~350 miles on them. They were pretty worn out and they had been causing me some issues already, but I ran in them anyway. So this was my downward spiral: worn out shoes on tired legs -> Still not fully recovered from training the week before in the heat -> A little dehydrated, a little underfed before the race -> my tired right knee aches and hurts, so  I compensate by using my weaker left leg to take some of the pain away -> my left leg cramps from over use as a lead leg and dehydration -> my right leg cramps after that because now I'm coming back to it -> I fall -> eventually I hobble across the finish line, cramp legs and limp and all. 

I get a new pair of shoes, go for one training run in them and it was like the clouds parted on a rainy day and sunshine came through and smacked me in the face. My ankles felt great. My knee soreness, while not gone, was definitely diminished and the whole rehab run went so well. No pain, no cramps, nothing. Lesson learned: use newer shoes for races. Got it.

Check.

#3: I could have Eaten Better.

Okay, so basically this is everyone outside of Olympic athletes. More fruits and vegetables, less saturated fats and bbq and all those calorie dense delicious concoctions the food scientists from Geneal Mills and InBev and McDonald's and basically every food conglomerate or processor that puts food in a box or at a restaurant. It's all so tasty  I know. I'm with you. Okay, maybe not all of it, but there are plenty in there to keep me happy. You too, I bet. I don't NEED all of that, though. I love bananas. I love spinach. Shrimp, chicken, fish, beef, pork, most animal meats, really, are all delicious to me. I don't NEED to eat a whole cow even if I CAN eat a whole cow. This is one of those things that being an adult is trying to teach me: moderation. *A* burger is fine as long as there's plenty of salad and fruit to go with it the rest of the day. *SOME* pork chops are great as long as there aren't 4 pounds of sugary baked apples on top of them. At that point am I eating pork chops with baked apples or am I eating baked apples with a pork chop? Better diet. That's gonna be key in 2014. 


So my list is short but pretty concise:
  1. Train Smarter
  2. Pay Attention to My Equipment
  3. Eat a Better Diet
What about you, Dear Runner? Do you have a list of lessons learned from this season? Things that are always on your list? What do YOU need to work on to get better, faster, stronger? Let me know in the comments below and let's work on them together.

27 September 2013

REVIEW: RunKeeper

I started running back in, well....okay. I started running back when we all started running: when we were kids. I grew up and found other interests and sports like soccer, football, shot put, and of course, the opposite sex despite my 4 years in an all male, catholic high school. Anyway, in the most recent of times I rediscovered running back in 2005 (Holy crap! really? Wow. It totally doesn't seem that long ago). Anyway, after all the beer and jelly donuts, I was..."too heavy".


Anyway, I had packed on the pounds through years of not playing football, not running track, not throwing shot, not lifting weights, not playing soccer, yet continuing to eat and drink like I still did all of those things. So, anyway, I figured it was time to get rid of a few extra pounds and try to right this ship. My wife and I didn't have a lot of money at the time. We had let the gym memberships go to conserve so I had to look for a cheaper alternative. And by "Cheap," I meant "Free."

Turns out that there are miles and miles and miles and miles of Earth out there that you can just run loose in. So I did. I had a job where I was on the road travelling for work all the time so I ran in parks and hotel workout room treadmills and city sidewalks and airport runways. Basically, Jenny, anywhere I could run, I ran. ...well, it was running to ME.

Turns out, just getting up and being active really does help you to lose weight. My pounds started to drop and I went from almost 300 down to a paltry 225, almost 70 pounds of pure fat I ran off in a few years. Then I sort of got complacent and let work get in the way. I changed jobs, had a kid, had another kid, and kept eating and drinking as before until I stepped on the scale one day in 2010. Much to my chagrin I was back to almost 260. No wonder my pants were tight and clothes didn't really fit me anymore.

So, back on the horse. But smarter this time. I started slow and began to eat right. Not a paleo or some fad diet, but really right. 2/3 veggies, no dairy, and then protein and some grains. Drank water and coffee (occasionally beer and wine and whiskey), gave up the sweet tea that I loved so much. Desserts were apples and bananas and not covered in chocolate or in ice cream. I downloaded an app for my iPhone called "Zombies, Run!" and started to use that for my runs.
So then, before I knew it, I was running almost everyday, this Zombie app was tracking my progress and entertaining me, but it really didn't deliver any stats for me at the time. And the story updates were starting to get slow. Before I knew it, again, I had out ran the story and was kind of bored with the whole zombie thing anyway. It was good for what it was and maybe I'll pick up season 2 and see where that goes, but for now, I had needs to quantify how far, how much, how fast, where, when and a bunch of other information. Looking in the Zombies app and searching the internets I found out about RunKeeper.

Turns out my Zombies app synced with RunKeeper if I had an account. Plus, RunKeeper would breakdown all of my runs into stats, show me a track overlaid on a Google map at the end of my run, and a TON of other stuff as well to satisfy my geeky nature to show me all of the stats of all of my runs.

I have been using RunKeeper since March of 2012, shortly after I found them, and it has been one of my favorite apps of all time. It has been on every smartphone I have owned since 2012 and even made the conversion from iOS to Android with me. I got a Pebble smartwatch off of Kickstarter JUST for the fact that it was going to eventually work with RunKeeper. I could not be more pleased with RunKeeper for my level of ability. On my pebble I have the ability to view all of the pertinent stats regarding my current run. I wish the Pebble would let me start or pause a run using the buttons, but I'm not sure if this is technically possible for them. Or even if anyone out there has even asked for this.

Speaking of options for RunKeeper, a slick app is the Shoe Tracker. Developed by Queso Fitness, the shoe tracker allows a user to have a stable of shoes and then assign them to RunKeeper activities allowing you to know how far you have run in a particular pair. If you enter the price paid for the shoes, it will even tell you how much they cost you per mile to run in.

I remember back in 2007, I ran the Crazy Legs 8K in Madison, WI. I took an hour (literally finished at 1:00:01.07) to run it and my training consisted of runs like "Well, I guess I'll just run from the apartment to over there by that point in the shore line of the lake." Afterwards only to find out that I had run slightly better than a mile. But no more!

These days I strap my phone to my armband, plug in the headphones, and I am off. RunKeeper tells me how far I have gone in what length of time (I have mine set to tell me distance and pace after every 5 minutes). RunKeeper tells me if I'm faster or slower than my target pace (for a rehab run, I'll try for 12 minutes / mile, but without RK, I'd be running them at 8 because Pace is THE HARDEST thing for me to keep when I run).

One particular feature I like, given my GIS and Mapping background, from the website, viewed on a laptop or desktop machine, I can download the track from my runs and open them in Google Earth or export it as a GPX and send it to my GPS device. The only item I wish they would let me do is to grab more than just one run at a time. I am sure, given time, the development team behind RunKeeper will get this done (Please?).
                                                                                 
RunKeeper has a TON more features that I haven't even scratched the surface on, but these are the big hitters for me. If you are in the market for a good running app to track and analyze your calories burned or distance traveled, RunKeeper is for you. It is available for both iOS and Android in the appropriate stores.

                          

Once you are all signed up with RunKeeper, or the next time you visit your account, look me up. Username: TheEpeter.

What about you, Dear Runner? Do you have a favorite App you like to use when you run? Do you have questions about an app or would you like your app reviewed? Let me know what you think in the comments below and I will do my best to let you know what I think. 

26 September 2013

The Oatmeal Runs

Seriously. He does.

And then makes this post about The Blerch and e'rrbody goes CRAZY.

Buyin' Blerch shirts. Blerch hats. Blerch bitches. Blerch turds.

I'm with him, though. I'm hip. I'm with it.

I run for the Blerch, too.

Only my Blerch is bad poetry.

Like this:

"There is no cold.
There is no rain.
There are no legs.
There is no pain.
There is only you you.
Running.
Breathing."

Sucks, yo, but I still get my miles in.

Shitty rhymes all the way.

Can't empty my head.